It wasn’t my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility. ----- Her pants said “yoga,” but her butt said “Krispy Kream.” ----- I sued the airline for lost luggage. I lost my case. ----- Work is for people who don't know how to fish. ----- Jokes about unemployed or retired people just don’t work. ----- He’s so dumb that blondes make jokes about him. ----- Q. Why are crabs “tight” with their money? A. Because they are shellfish. ----- Q. What do chickens get when they eat too fast? A. The “chick-ups. ----- My cat jumped out the car window. I got a ticket for kitty littering. ----- Q. What did the man say to the “bucktooth” woman? A. “Your teeth are outstanding. ----- How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butt? ----- My best friend ran away with my wife. I sure will miss him.